Unique Experience: Sail aboard an America's Cup Yacht

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Re: Unique Experience: Sail aboard an America's Cup Yacht

Postby +MG+ » Sat May 08, 2010 11:02 am

Joey, would you like to help me "lift my luggage"? :lol:
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Re: Unique Experience: Sail aboard an America's Cup Yacht

Postby Jay » Sat May 08, 2010 12:48 pm

Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
[takes coffee]
Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down?
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

I think this thread has been hijacked.....
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Re: Unique Experience: Sail aboard an America's Cup Yacht

Postby Jay » Sat May 08, 2010 12:53 pm

I loved this scene with Barbara Billingsley as the 'jive lady'...(that was June Cleaver, in "Leave It To Beaver", for the younger members of the audience..)

Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
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Re: Unique Experience: Sail aboard an America's Cup Yacht

Postby kach22i » Sat May 08, 2010 2:10 pm

This thread has gone as off topic as anything.

Funny, I can live with that.

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Re: Unique Experience: Sail aboard an America's Cup Yacht

Postby +MG+ » Sat May 08, 2010 3:24 pm

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up heroin." :lol:

Airplane has the BEST send-up of the John Travolta dance scene in Urban Cowboy EVAH!!!!

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Re: Unique Experience: Sail aboard an America's Cup Yacht

Postby Jay » Sat May 08, 2010 7:03 pm

It is one of the very few movies ("Blazing Saddles" being another) that I actually laughed out loud at in the movies, and still get a good guffaw in when I watch them again.

Sorry for hijacking the thread, Kach.....we will now return you to our regularly scheduled program.

We can continue the movie thing in the proper thread.

Thank you.
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Re: Unique Experience: Sail aboard an America's Cup Yacht

Postby Barry Wolk » Tue May 11, 2010 11:01 am

Went on a vacation several years ago where my supplier set up 2 America's Cup racers and skeleton crews. We provided the extra manpower. My wife was a grinder. It was a pleasure to watch. :shock:
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Re: Unique Experience: Sail aboard an America's Cup Yacht

Postby Jay » Tue May 11, 2010 12:18 pm

Yes....I'll bet you like to watch the wife grind....and I don't mean the coffee.
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Re: Unique Experience: Sail aboard an America's Cup Yacht

Postby meteorite » Tue May 11, 2010 6:22 pm

If she played grinder, what did you do? The heavy looking on? :twisted:
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Re: Unique Experience: Sail aboard an America's Cup Yacht

Postby Jay » Wed May 12, 2010 5:22 pm

Ha! Good one!
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